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The Monkeysphere
North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.04.19 13:44:00 -
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Macroers and isk sellers should not preach :colbert:
Just check your logs, they show everything. If you didn't macro you'd know what I'm doing is perfectly fine.
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The Monkeysphere
North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.04.19 14:55:00 -
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You must be talking about the SE Falcon that was abandoned in a safespot, in Feythabolis. You can't cloak a ship and then eject, you know. It's shocking.
Read the EVE-Ru thread: I already explained it there and I'm sure the Stain Empire pilot would gladly remember it if he flexed his neural muscles a bit.
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The Monkeysphere
North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.04.19 16:29:00 -
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Originally by: Flinx Evenstar If you say his name three times in a row, Monkeysphere will appear next to you, and kill your golem
Now I have studied philosophy, medicine and the law, and unfortunately, killed numerous Ravens, wearily sweating, yet I stand now, poor fool, no wiser than I was before; I am called Monkeysphere, even Doctor, and for these last ten years have led my students by the nose--up, down, crosswise and crooked. Now I see that we must kill Golems finally.
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The Monkeysphere
North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.04.19 17:42:00 -
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Sorry, but to cover my trails I've made ash suddenly appear from a wormhole.
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The Monkeysphere
North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.04.19 18:24:00 -
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Like or loathe it, challenges in the form of games are here to stay! A number of large treasure hunt events held this year had included games in their itinerary and I foresee this trend to continue. The event organizers simply love them as it is seen to foster teamwork. Most first time participants enjoy them for they can relate better to games than cryptic riddles. No doubt games are fun and can take away the monotony of deciphering cryptic clues. Games also provide for photo opportunities - usually to put a smile on everyone's faces at someone else's expense. It is also a tendency that the underdog garners more support (just ask Schummacher when he was dominating F1). So games are sometimes included to help level the playing field which is somewhat true to avoid the same faces dominating the top prizes.
On the other hand it is no big secret that the purists detest games. Unlike cryptic riddles (which typically follow a well defined set of rules), games are unpredictable - can either be a test of skill or chance and games are almost impossible to prepare in advance. While some purists choose to stay away from hunts with games, others (the die hards) continue to indulge but with fingers and toes crossed, praying very hard that somehow that god-forsaken ping pong ball will finally land inside the basket or that others will fail too just like they did.
While some games can be silly, there are others which provide a unique experience. I logged a number of firsts through participation in hunts - first time I had absailed, rock climbed, handled a blowpipe, drove in a go-kart, glided down a flying-fox, had snakes for company and many others. So, personally, I do not mind games although history shows that I don't always excel in hunts that incorporate games.
After many years of organizing pure hunts, for obvious reasons this year my weekday employers decided to include games into the hunt itinerary. This year our Amazing hunt was held at Taman Pertanian Bukit Cahaya in Shah Alam.
The hunt included 20 cryptic questions & 2 treasures which contributed 70 points and 4 challenges which made up the remainder 40 points. There weren't many signages within the agriculture park, so the hunt questions were hardly a challenge. In the end, the top three positions were decided by the games, and not surprisingly we had a new winning team this year!
50 teams of six turned up in support. There were prizes for the top 15 teams. Everyone had to pay very minimal entry fees. A boisteruos MC from Time Out Solutions managed the day's activities. Plenty of Fun & Games. Breakfast and lunch were provided. Everyone had a good time, RIGHT?
WRONG!
Most teams I had talked to were frustrated that the scoring mechanism was not clearly explained in 2 of the 4 challenges. For example, it was not clear how fast teams had to kayak in order to score the full 10 points. Neither was it clear how many bulls eye from the blowpipe challenge would be needed to score the full points. Without a transparent scoring mechanism, it becomes almost impossible to strategize. Not to mention, impossible to figure out how many points one had scored.
It has been two months since the same event managers last promised to improve on this aspect of their events. But till today I am still patiently waiting for them to WALK THE TALK .
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The Monkeysphere
North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.04.19 20:15:00 -
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Feel free to check the drone regions for a massive number of macro Zealots, check Stain and Paragon Soul for macro Nightmares, any region for macro Golems and so on. Everything can be macroed, I'm convinced by now.
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The Monkeysphere
North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.04.19 21:06:00 -
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Good luck frapsing with 4 accounts running on the same PC.
Also I have frapsed my endeavours before, just watch this: http://dl.eve-files.com/media/corp/ahp/Gank_Night_10_5.wmv
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The Monkeysphere
North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.04.19 23:03:00 -
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DAY OF ALL THE HAX
THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS HAX. A MAN WAS WALKING AROUND AND HAX STARTED COMING OUT OF HIM EVERYWHERE. THERE WAS SO MUCH HAX THAT IT FILLED UP AN ELEVATOR. HE WENT TO THE STORE AND THERE WAS JUST HAX ALL OVER THE PLACE! PEOPLE WERE SLIPPING IN IT AND THEY WERE ALL GROSSED OUT. HE TRIED TO GO SWIMMING AND ALL OF THE SHARKS WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY. HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER. ONE TIME THE HAX GOT A KID AND A DOG. AT THE END OF THE DAY EVERYONE DECIDED THEY WOULD SEND HIM TO SPACE SO THAT HE WOULD STOP GETTING HAX EVERY WHERE. THE SCARIEST PART IS THAT THE MAN WAS ME, THE MONKEYSPHERE!!! (OR HE WAS A LADY IF YOU ARE A LADY) AND YOU FORGOT THAT THIS HAPPENED
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The Monkeysphere
North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.04.20 15:55:00 -
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Bots? I thought CCP banned bots during unholy rage. There are no bots, that would be illegal!
And sharing the simple mechanism to kill these evil exploiting bots (??? why bot!) would mean that the bots would adapt! You see, botters are like tortoises, and I am like Charles Darwin. EVE is like Texas, because it's so terrible and there are many Mexicans, and fat people are CEOs in the IT business. It's just not fair, and you cannot get past it by eating liver patT.
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The Monkeysphere
North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.04.20 16:21:00 -
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Edited by: The Monkeysphere on 20/04/2010 16:24:44 You have to open this in the background: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3dXUJVabyU
And then look at this: http://i41.tinypic.com/v42zy8.jpg
I am the Mujahisphere, and I kill botting infidels who see not the light of God, but the diversion of isk and beautiful virgins. I already mentioned this on EVE-RU, but I am like a prophet, like zeta and theta.
(except the carrier on the picture got away, damn him to Heloahahah I am terrible
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The Monkeysphere
North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.04.20 21:55:00 -
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Ah, I have been found out. I feel I must also reveal how I can sometimes see aurora borealis: http://i41.tinypic.com/11udzk8.jpg and sometimes just BLOOD EVERYWHERE, EVEN IN HIS SHOES: http://i43.tinypic.com/27ys769.jpg
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The Monkeysphere
North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.04.20 22:20:00 -
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You were macroing, I remember it quite well.
Also there are no Minmatar ships on your killmail - stop lying, you isk selling botter!
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The Monkeysphere
North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.04.20 23:07:00 -
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Edited by: The Monkeysphere on 20/04/2010 23:07:21 oh my god he's been doing it for three years!!
edit UFCK WRONG CHARACTER
http://i43.tinypic.com/atokk8.jpg
(hint: the bottom left part of the screen contains a valuable tip regarding a previous image in this thread)
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The Monkeysphere
North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.04.23 01:18:00 -
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Originally by: Galgacus
Originally by: Phosphorus Palladium
Originally by: Ellatan Deruimte First internet media mention, hopefully it will bring more attention to the problem and get it fixed sooner.
Nice article. But give CCP a little break here. The exploit has just been proven so obviously CCP does not have a fix ready right away. I am pretty sure they are working on it.
Their logs show nothing. Local had the correct entries at the time of the deaths in question. Move along.
Maybe the reason their logs had the correct times of me entering local and the reason I'm not banned was because I always did enter local the second I logged/jumped in?
- Eduard Khil 
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The Monkeysphere
North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.04.30 01:12:00 -
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Edited by: The Monkeysphere on 30/04/2010 01:15:25 Wow, all you people seem awfully angry over an exploit created by the people who are actually botting. It's strange that they publicized it, they could have probably improved their bots somehow!
alas, stupidity
//edit: you guys are exploiters I am starting a thread you're going to be banned so hard
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The Monkeysphere
North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.04.30 01:25:00 -
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Actually I'm pretty sure the people struggling with RL money are the ones I've been killing, since I've been cutting a tiny bit of their daily income off by killing their Ravens/Golems when their MACROING HACKS don't work the way they're supposed to.
But hey, maybe you could find some new exploits, it only seems to take like two days for you guys!
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